Why are people scared of Motorcyclists?

Today I had to put my bike into the dealer for a couple of hours. I left my helmet and gloves with the bike and wandered back into town wearing my dark coloured riding gear. Normally when in town I make the effort to smile, make eye contact and even say... " Good Morning".. etc Today 90% of people were looking the other way, crossing the road, or gazing fixedly ahead like Zombies?

I thought the Marlon Brando, Wild One, Hells Angels thing had gone? Apparently not!

No need to lock up your daughters Elgin, its not a Biker invasion. Just a chain and sprocket change!

Tom

27 Years. No time off for good behaviour!

The " Memsahib" and I celebrated our 27 years of marriage yesterday. There was sex in the dining room twice!! Yes a lady from the far north had brought her Papillon bitch to our house to be mated to Louis our resident stud and multiple Crufts competitor. I sulked in the lounge whilst he did his stuff, later in the evening I'm sure I heard him snigger as I walked past.

A final Macam anecdote

James Bolam used to be and probably still is a disgraced Macam in exile "dahn sarf". A few years ago he was invited by the Mayor of Sunderland to open the new multi million pound leisure centre ( no doubt a suitable fee was involved ). He accepted, but when interviewed by a local southern newspaper reporter, was widely quoted as saying:

" I OWE NOTHING TO THE NORTH EAST, AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED I SHALL BE ON THE LAST TRAIN UP THERE AND THE FIRST ONE BACK !! "

The Mayor found out, cancelled the engagement and after a lengthy and pithy reply in the Sunderland Echo, got a local football star to do the ceremony.

Perhaps our "likely lad", whos inital fame and good fortune was based on his "Macamness" should have kept his gob shut until after he was paid................... Shame eh?

Definition of a Macam

A Macam is a person, male or female who was born and bred in Sunderland, a city on the North East coast of England. The most plausible explanation I have heard for the name is the subtle ( to the non Macam ) difference in local accents between Sunderland and their less famous Newcastle neighbours. i.e

Make sounds like cake.................... Newcastle
Take " "

Make sounds like back.................... Sunderland
Take " "

A sentence expressed phonetically in Sunderlandish.

Make them take them back...................... Macam Tackam back.

Three famous Macams:

James Bolam, Kate Adey, John Wayne. ( The hell he was! )

More interesting/amusing facts to follow.

New Blogger searches for inspiration, helped by Desmond, one of his wifes 10,000 Papillons !

Do you know what a "Macam" is?

All will be explained in my next post.

This is me, "Tom two ice-creams" last summer during a day trip around the Highlands.