Papillon bred for strange tail ....Scandal !!!

Proof that Papillons have been mated to Cartoon Tigers found in local breeders sitting room!!!!

Dog Whisperer .....My AAAAAHSSS!

Due to dog sitting arrangements We have NINE Papillons in our house at present!!! Cesar ? .........Pah !!! .................. Walk a mile in my shoes !!!

When the Cats away

What do these have in common? When the Cmdr in Chief is away in darkest England at a dog show. This is what I have for tea. Don't tell her anybody...OK?

Born too late (A man living in the wrong century)

Returning from a quick shopping safari with SWMBO today I realised I should have been born a long time ago. I mentally reviewed the morning that had just passed and compared it to the medieval novel I was flicking through recently. Did any of the following conversations take place between Arthur and " Guinnie"? :

" Arthur, you are not wearing that green doublet with that blue chain mail are you?"

" Come on, change up, this horse should be cantering by now!"

" Pull that helmet further down at the back, it will look better!"

" Did you just reverse this horse into the hitching rail?"

I THINK NOT !

Sigh!

Following great demand

I have actually lost count of the amount of requests* I have had to add to this blog!The pressure has finally got to me and I have decided to go for it!

* Two, one of which came from the mad Pap owner I live with!

I watched Ewan and Charlie heading for Africa last night. They spent a horrible couple of days crossing Europe in torrential rain on their motorcycles, before meeting more clement weather later in the programme.

"She who must be obeyed" ( SWMBO ) was working this morning and as we have just about run out of everything, I volunteered last night, from the snug warmth of my reclining armchair to pop into town on the bike to purchase a few essentials.

Imagine my horror when blearily peering from the bedroom window this morning, I observed RAIN and the bushes in the garden lashing around in hurricane force winds!

No excuses, my heroes can do it, so can I.

Now several hours later, the larder is stocked and I am still shivering miserably in front of a hot heater.

Pah , the rain in Italy is warmer!